Archive for August 27th, 2007

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Random thoughts…

August 27, 2007

In no particular order, some of my thoughts of the past few days, weeks and months.

  1. Windows Vista is looking more and more like a Mac OS.
  2. Olympic workouts are the best weight loss plan. :)
  3. “Water Sucks…. Gatorade is better!”
  4. I prefer my fried chicken cold…. right out of the frig.
  5. Being a night owl I often speculate how much sleep I will get if I go to bed… right now!
  6. As my wife Helen said, I am a glass half full kind of guy, but I prefer a bucket, because it holds more water. ( I mean Gatorade)
  7. My favorite snack is provolone cheese, salami and french onion dip. Don’t knock it till you try it.
  8. No matter how hard you try… You are like your parents and your kids are just like you. Comforting thought Huh??? Big Smiles!
  9. Dogs have masters… cats have a staff…. That why I hate cats!
  10. Sometimes the keys to success are locked inside the vehicle.
  11. I have a Master’s degree in Sarcasm.
  12. A great comedian once said….” You can’t fix stupid!”
  13. True Love is being able to kiss your spouse in the morning before they brush their teeth!
  14. On that note… Is there anything better than spooning on a rainy day…. I don’t think so!
  15. Kids can drag out bedtime for an hour if you let them.
  16. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
  17. I have not yet been promoted to my highest level of incompetence.
  18. Sometimes in life you can be the hammer or the nail… which do you choose?
  19. Home improvements shows… Not just for the ladies anymore.
  20. My wife is PHAT! Pretty Hot and Tempting!!!

Musa Out!